The Jaguar

Deep in the thick undergrowth of the Columbian jungle a lost caveman was trying to survive. Through the day he had been collecting materials to build a shelter to protect him against the vicious night animals. It was coming to the end of the day, only then did the caveman decide to put together his shelter.Watching the caveman was a furious jaguar hiding in the bush. When the sun had fallen and the caveman was still working on his shelter, the jaguar pounced; the caveman fell to the ground in pain. “But I thought I had enough time,” shouted the caveman.

Application to be a Night Zookeeper

It would be a privilege to protect extraordinary animals and fight against evil monsters from the Land of Nilth. It requires a lot of skill to become a Night Zookeeper and that’s why I think I would be good at it, firstly, I’m small, which would come in handy when I need to crawl under a piece of scaffolding to chase after a dark wizard. Secondly, I’m a world champ boxer which will be useful for destroying the stealth Lord of Darkness. If you let me join up, animals’ lives will be saved from the monsters of Nilth.

The disastrous air strike

‘Chris, look up!  Can you see the Boeing B-52H Stratofortress bomber?’

‘Where?  I can’t see it because the sun’s in my eyes.’

‘It’s coming straight for us, duck, it’s probably an airstrike.  We’re going to be too late, there’s already a black dot falling from the plane.’

‘We’re done for, quick, run down the hill to the dried out river bed.’

‘Aaarghhh! ‘

‘What’s wrong?’

‘I’ve twisted my ankle on this tree root, it really hurts.’

‘Just try as hard as you can and I’ll be there in a minute.’

But the boys were too late.  The bomb went off just five metres away.

Three Little Warriors

The Three Little Pigs were walking along when they saw the big bad wolf.  They ran for their lives, eventually they escaped the wolf and decided they needed to build forts.  The first pig made his fort from straw, the second pig from sticks and the third pig from bricks.  The wolf set fire to the straw fort, the first pig ran to the stick fort.  Then the wolf pulled apart the stick fort and the two pigs ran to the brick fort. The pigs shot the wolf with bows and arrows and the wolf ran away screaming “Mummy, Mummy”.

Godzilla

I was in the vast Sahara desert which I’d been in forever, or it felt like it any way. Two days ago my camel had suffered serious dehydration which meant it was now going at a top speed of one mph!  To my astonishment a giant rumbling sound shook the desert floor and a monstrous creature was pushing through the earth.  I thought I was dreaming but it was all real so I leapt off my camel because I knew he would not be useful against a twenty four metre Godzilla. I ran and ran but it was no use, Godzilla grabbed me…

The Secret Cargo

There was a huge storm on 18^th September, hail, gale force winds, crashing waves, there was a big cargo ship in the English Channel turning to come into Dover.  The ship was expected to be carrying rum and tobacco but rumour had it that the ship was carrying a secret cargo.  When the government later on found out that the cargo ship had run aground in the storm and swept back out to sea, meetings were held across the country to find an answer to all the weird floating objects that were spotted around the coast and they weren’t rum and tobacco!

The grand theft

Last Sunday, it was a lovely evening at 10pm, everyone was going in for the night, but in the zoo the pink, fluffy gorilla was planning his escape!  All year, the gorilla had been digging a tunnel under his fridge and tonight was his chance to run away. He crawled through the tunnel and was on the other side of the zoo entrance. Leaning against the fence was an abandoned toddler’s bicycle, which the gorilla used as transport to Currys PC World.  As he broke through the shop window, all the alarms went off and a dozen policemen arrived and laughed at the gorilla’s fur.

Salty Custard

Last month a boy called Bob was playing with his teddy and out of nowhere a UFO was hovering above the garden.  Suddenly a bright turquoise ray of light shone around Bob and his teddy.  Then they started to float up the inside of the turquoise ray.  The next thing he knew, he was in the middle of an enormous space craft and two green blobs came out from an elevator with their teddies.  One of the aliens spoke, “Does your teddy want some of my custard?” Bob said “Yes please” and tried some of the custard. The custard tasted like salt water.

Minecraft

It was a sunny morning and I saw the chicken had escaped from his coop, I turned on the light and got my pickaxe. I opened the door of my house and saw my pet pig waiting for me at the garden gate. The pig and I followed the muddy path to the extremely dusty mine, as I entered the mine I heard a loud zombie type growl coming from within. The sound seemed to be getting closer and then the noise stopped. After the growling finished, a massive explosion went up, I presumed it was a creeper. We sprinted away and went home.

Dear Survivor

Dear Survivor,
I am sorry to hear about the awful typhoon that hit your homeland recently. I am sorry for your loss and that your house was destroyed in the storm. Are you living in a tent and who is looking after you?
Please know that we’re doing everything we can to help and our school is raising money to help rebuild your houses and give you food and water. Our aircraft carrier should have arrived by now and they will help you with supplies and rebuilding. I hope things get much better for you and you are safe.
Ben