Disaster has struck

“Oh no, what in the universe could bring an invasion as horrifying as this!” “An army of hideous monsters, an army of hairy mountains, an army of… Gorillas?” “Ok, who sends an army of gorillas?” “Dr. Kagan reports.” “Oh I say! What in earth is going on!?”
“Another wave of gorillas have showed up in yet another pink spaceship!”
“Let’s just hope our armies beat them, eh?”

“Ooh! One of them is riding a rather grand looking bicycle I wish I had one of those…

“Er, Dr. Kagan, I think this is going off topic…”

“Where was I… Right! Everybody run for your lives!!!

The Pink Bicycle

We were on our way to The Grand Pier when I spotted a gorilla! I couldn’t believe my eyes; I thought that I was dreaming. I tugged on my dad’s arm and I asked him if he could see the gorilla but to my amazement he said no. So I carried on walking then I stopped to do my shoe laces up. It took me quite a while because it was knotted. As soon as I had finished I stood up, I saw the gorilla peering over me, and he then simply said “please may you buy me that pink bicycle?” I laughed and said no apologetically.

The Circus

One day I was walking through the Grand Park with my best friend Annie and I saw the strangest thing, it was a hairy pink gorilla on a bicycle and I said to Annie did you just see what I saw? ‘I think so’ she exclaimed to me. Everyone was horrible to him they were throwing stuff at him and laughing and shouting for him to go away! I couldn’t help but saying ‘leave him alone what did he do to you!’ They weren’t very nice. He ran and ran I looked and looked and found him, he went to the circus where he was wanted.

The war of the races

Antvenom was running through the jungle. He was running like the wind through the jungle followed by some genetically modified gorillas.

They were made by the humans to destroy him; he was one of the Grainer. His blue skin flashed in the moonlight, his long, red hair flared as if it was on fire, his acid, green eyes sparked in anger and fear.

The gorillas were the blackest of blacks, their pink eyes rolling, crazy with the thought; There was only one race to kill. Only one way to do it. Riding the fastest, grand bicycles ever, the gorillas laughed scornfully.

They were catching up quickly…

The Bicycle Ride

Every weekend I would go on a bicycle ride with my dad. We would tell jokes on the way oh how we laughed. I liked riding on a lovely spring day the best it was ever so grand all of those days we would lay on the grass and spot the clouds and tried to spot animals. Then one day I lay on the grass how silky i said what a sight. Could it be it was a pink gorilla that  I could see. Those days , oh what a wonderful life i had. Everyday i think about my childhood days. What great times.

The animals that was bonkers.

One beautiful summers day,” mum said”that we were going out with our friends.
We had no idea where the adventure was going to begin! Our journey had stopped we had reached  the animal adventure park. There were animals  parading  around  the arena.
Big large elephants looking very grand, playing tricks with Pink feather bowers, balancing them on there enormous grey trunks . While spraying large jets of water from there hairy nostrils .   The gorilla’s were jumping around juggling bananas . followed by a little monkey  on a bicycle with a top hat and suit, pedalling very fast while playing a trumpet. “Everyone laughed”!
What a bonkers day!

Gorilla on the loose

Running down the street going crazy, seeing  a gorilla on a 1km high wire riding a bicycle on the way to the grand pier.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, a ginormous pink pig arrived.  The gorilla was so scared that it parachuted down to the ground, crashing a hole into the grand pier, landing in the circus.  Everybody laughed their heads off.  Then the giant pig came to put him in the zoo but the pig was no match for karate gorilla so they fought  at the circus but the policeman jumped up on the trampoline and caught the gorilla red handed.

WANTED

WANTED 30K REWARD
GORILLA ON BICYCLE EATING PINK CANDY FLOSS PEDDLING THE STREETS OF BRISTOL

WHAT– Bristol Zoo have recently confirmed that ‘Hairy Harry the Ape’ has broken out of the zoo and is on the loose. He is said to be EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!!

WHO– The new Gorilla at Bristol Zoo… ‘Hairy Harry the Ape’

WHERE– Bristol Zoo, Pie Lane, Bristol,UK

WHEN– It’s said to be believed that he broke out at 7am this morning.

WHY– no one has the exact information on why it broke out although scientists will try and find out why…
Although one very grand man said it laughed when it cycled past him…

Going Crazy

Sun sparkled and waves lapped the shore, chocolate waves that is! I flew to my bicycle which was gone! I looked down the street “oh no!” another pink gorilla was on my bicycle. It was a grand sight even though you see it every day. I shook my head and ran after it, I laughed as it fell off and raced back into the sea. I ran past an oakanut tree. It laughed at me. I chased the clouds and skated on the shattered ice. LAURA! Ugh… What? I woke up! It’s time for school. “YEAH LAZY HEAD!” yelled James and Adam. I’m crazy!

Pinky gets a family

The main attraction at Central Park Zoo is a fluffy pink gorilla. He lived in a grand enclosure in the absolute middle of the zoo. All the flamingos wanted to be him, all the elephants wanted to be him, all the animals in the zoo wanted to be him. Infact all the animals in the world wanted to be him, but all of them had something he didn’t, a family. One day a boy and his dad came round to his enclosure on their bicycles and they laughed so much the pink gorilla laughed too and they became a happy family.