SHOULD PEOPLE BUY DANISH BACON AFTER THESHOOTING OF MARIUS THE GIRAFFE?

SHOULD Danish bacon be bought? Meetings were held across the country to find an answer. Danish bacon haas been sold in England for 164 years but due to the horrific incident on Sunday morning, involving a very young giraffe called Marius in Copenhagen zoo, we say don’t buy Danish bacon.Marius was shot, skinned and fed to the lions because his genes were thought not to be good enough to live, even though people in other countries offered him a new home. Therefore, we think people should protest by not buying Danish bacon.

Candy Bites Back!

Quite a few meetings were held across the country to find an answer of whether children should be allowed to have chocolate and sweets. Obviously the children were trying to persuade their parents to let them have treats. Most of the parents mentioned that they can give them treats every now and then when they’re good, but other people like the government said they should not have sweets and chocolates as it has lot’s of sugar in it and that it should be banned! Because it became an argument the government got all the country together to vote. The public agreed with the parents but we were allowed lot’s! Yay!!

The great underpant debate.

Over the last few weeks meetings were held across the country to find an answer to why superheroes wear their underpants on the outside of their clothes. Boys and Girls had great discussions about this. Some girls suggested that it was because the superheroes were just lazy and forgot to put their pants on first. Some boys suggested that they wore underpants on the outside because it makes them look good and other boys say it makes them look bizarre and stupid.

Heated debates and discussions were had on this matter. It was concluded that it was just cool.

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Should Crocodiles be allowed to live in Britain?

The question was whether or not crocodiles should be allowed to live in the wild in Great Britain.  Meetings were held across the country to find an answer, I agreed to travel a long way to a meeting in London because I love crocodiles and I wanted to be part of it and to hear what they were discussing.  First they discussed the negative reason which was that we would be taking a very big risk with extremely dangerous creatures taking over our lakes and rivers, and possibly eating people.  Next were the positive points but there were none!  We decided that crocodiles in Britain should be kept in zoos.

The World’s Chance of Survival

A long time ago, in world war 2 there were two boys frightened that they would die. But there were  meetings held to find an answer of their survival.  All of a sudden, all the children got evacuated to the country side without saying goodbye to their mums and dads.  Parents were left to do their jobs, there was a slim chance that they were going to survive.  Luckily, the boys got to a nice house with everything they could want, then there was his wife with a cane walking towards us, one said “ We’re dead! ”.

The Disappearance

I was at the House of Commons, protesting that that we shouldn’t give in to roads being our main form of transport. “It’s appalling!” I said. “We should stand tall and proud, with a more efficient way of travelling! I mean, what’s wrong with our precious trains!” David Cameron looked at me, his face pale with guilt. There was a ghostly look about him too, like something was, wrong. There was an awkward silence, until it was broken by George Osborne. “Anyway, what do you think about this, Cameron?” It was then that we realised he was gone! Meetings were held across the country to find an answer…

The Secret Cargo

There was a huge storm on 18^th September, hail, gale force winds, crashing waves, there was a big cargo ship in the English Channel turning to come into Dover.  The ship was expected to be carrying rum and tobacco but rumour had it that the ship was carrying a secret cargo.  When the government later on found out that the cargo ship had run aground in the storm and swept back out to sea, meetings were held across the country to find an answer to all the weird floating objects that were spotted around the coast and they weren’t rum and tobacco!

Chocolate Biscuits vs Homework!

Several meetings were held across the country to find an answer… but my friends and I had chosen to meet and debate in my room, complete with mugs of piping hot smooth velvety cocoa.  The topic was homework and children nationwide were fighting to banish it.  There were four of us, all boys, and we were struggling to agree.  Obviously we would love to have no homework but we would really miss doing the 100wc. In the end we concluded that we should have the choice whether to have homework or not.  We wondered what had happened in the other meetings but more importantly we needed a tasty chocolate snack.

The Mysterious Hole

One normal day a very strange thing happened at a park in London. Where all of a sudden there was a hole in the ground that was 2 metres wide by 3 metres deep, almost instantly it swallowed a pushchair, then a swing, a statue and a paper bin, people said that they think it was magic, other people said that they think it was the world working in mysterious ways. Meetings were held around the country to see if they could find the rough answer to this mystery. In the meetings some people think that the plates that the world are on came apart. What a mystery!