The test

At school thinking all was the same, strolling into the classroom I see disaster had struck. I look down at the table   I see a test laid in front of me. I was startled scared frightened loads of words coming out of me. I was asked to sit. My tummy was puzzled, my mind jumbling up into a big ball. I didn’t do that well on my last test. I hear my teachers loud  voice say one minute left! The swirls in my head all blurted BUT I THOUGHT I HAD ENOUGH TIME!!! . I had not even started.

Smash

Stop playing football in the house mum shouted. “ We’re  having friends coming  around and if your going to behave like this your in for it, no pocket money for a week do you understand”.” Yes mum”. “Don’t listen to her” the older boy said “let’s keep on playing.”  Mum goes out in the garden to pick some flowers to put on the table. Smash!!  Mum’s best vase is broken the boys clean the vase away very quickly. “Now where is my vase  “says mum when she comes back in. She looks everywhere but when she lifted the lid of the dustbin – “BOYSSSS!! Come here now”

The Billy Goats Gruff

One day in a field where all was young there lived three goats and a mean old grumpy troll!For years the goats have tricked the troll to get to their glory, but this year’s different!  The 1st goat goes over the bridge but cannot hear “who’s that trip trapping over my bridge” so crosses straight away, followed by second and third goat.They are very confused.They see a large goat in the corner of the field “do you know where the troll is?” they ask. “I am the troll” he replies and gobbles them up in one bite.

The Temple

I’ve been through many situations in my life but this is by far the best.  My job as an explorer took me to Egypt I was looking for the lost gold of the gods.  As I was pushing through the earth I fell down deep into a dark temple. I slammed to the ground bashing my bones against a coffin. A force was pulling me into the coffin I had to think fast I had to get out quick. I had to trust my instincts. I shouted to the gods telling them I would leave their gold alone. The force disappeared. I was free.

The great underpant debate.

Over the last few weeks meetings were held across the country to find an answer to why superheroes wear their underpants on the outside of their clothes. Boys and Girls had great discussions about this. Some girls suggested that it was because the superheroes were just lazy and forgot to put their pants on first. Some boys suggested that they wore underpants on the outside because it makes them look good and other boys say it makes them look bizarre and stupid.

Heated debates and discussions were had on this matter. It was concluded that it was just cool.

UNDERPANT STUDIOS REPORTING LIVE FOR ALL OF THE SUPERHEROES OUT THERE.

Rain rain, go away

Every evening for months now we have all been looking out of our window to see if it had stopped but all we could see was water.

Lots and lots of water surround’s us. I hear my baby brother screaming my Mum shouting. When will it end? Every day I would like to go out and play with my friends. We would ride our bikes and play football but the rain, so much rain I cannot explain. We learnt about floods at school and other horrible parts of weather and I had found it very interesting.  I never imagined that it would happen to me.

Stop raining!

The Bicycle Ride

Every weekend I would go on a bicycle ride with my dad. We would tell jokes on the way oh how we laughed. I liked riding on a lovely spring day the best it was ever so grand all of those days we would lay on the grass and spot the clouds and tried to spot animals. Then one day I lay on the grass how silky i said what a sight. Could it be it was a pink gorilla that  I could see. Those days , oh what a wonderful life i had. Everyday i think about my childhood days. What great times.

The Mysterious Cracking

once upon a time there was a family who lived in burrington Combe. One day on a dark winters night they heard a crackling noise in the garden. They paused  for a moment as not long ago the family were burgled .
They were all awfully scared, they thought it was the robbers again. They then noticed that it was the shed door flapping wildly while the wind blew. I light shone upon the shed there was a dark figure staring back of them . It looked up then ran away into the distance carrying some pink slippers. It was a mystery.

Friday custard

Every Friday breakfast,lunch ,dinner I had custard and the custard tasted like..green gooey snot for breakfast . for lunchIt tasted like bubbling eggs and popping candy and finally for dinner the custard tasted like mixed summer fruits.Every Friday I wondered where Mum got this custard from. I could not stop thinking on why did this custard taste so differently . I went to the factory to find out more . The manager decided to have a meeting with me . He told me everything I needed to know about this special custard . I went home and told mum  that it was all in  my imagination!

The Mystery of Santa

On Christmas Eve a family should be sleeping because this is when Santa comes creeping.
A good boy called Billy lay in his bed trying to stay awake to see Santa.
He looked at the ceiling he looked at the walls he looked everywhere waiting and waiting.
Up on the roof lots was going on Santa had arrived with all of Billy’s presents.
There was a jingle of bells and a bright red nose a shower of snow and loud ho ho ho
Billy was wide awake but Santa could not be fooled and then the noise stopped…